The Conners: Season 5

Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

21min - Newlyweds head off on a joint honeymoon.

Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

21min - Jackie moves in with Neville.

Scenes from Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

Driving, Dating and Deceit

21min - Harris meets a new guy online.

Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

21min - A relative passes away unexpectedly.

A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

21min - Becky and Darlene have a disagreement.

Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

21min - Harris takes a stand.

Take This Job and Shove It Twice

21min - Darlene receives a promotion.

Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

21min - Darlene looks for a job.

Crumbs and Couch Surfers

21min - The family moves into the new house.

The Dog Days of Christmas

21min - Dan meets his in-laws.

The Dog Days of Christmas

21min - Louise's estranged mom, Doris, surprises her with a visit — and a tempting offer. Beverly Rose goes through a phase of pretending to be a puppy.

Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

21min - Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a favor.

Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

21min - A funeral brings Dan's high school pal Smitty back to town, but it turns out that Smitty has never forgiven Dan for stealing his girlfriend: Roseanne.

Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

21min - Darlene and Ben get into a fight.

New Pipes and Old Secrets

22min - Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing.

Adding Insult to Injury

21min - Darlene continues searching for a job.

Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

21min - Harris makes a big announcement.

Hiding In and Moving Out

21min - Harris takes her anger out on Darlene.

The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

21min - Jackie installs a lottery machine.

Road Trip and Guilt Trip

21min - Dan and Jackie take a trip to Oklahoma.

Text Thread and the Marital Bed

21min - Darlene tries to spice up her sex life.

What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

21min - Jackie and Louise try to help Becky.

Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

21min - Darlene plays matchmaker for Mark.

The Grad Finale

21min - Louise plans a graduation ceremony.