23min - Stranded in a traffic jam, Malcolm meets his match in an intriguing young girl; Reese attempts to break into an ice cream truck; Lois tries to control the uncontrollable chaos. Meanwhile, Francis bets his classmates he can eat 100 duck-shaped candies.
23min - Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.
22min - Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.
23min - Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.
23min - A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with.
23min - While Hal and Lois wreak havoc out of town, the boys are almost angelic at home -- thanks to the care of a sexy babysitter.
23min - Gun-wielding robbers menace Lois and Craig at the Lucky Aide Store, while swarming bats beset Hal and the boys at home.
23min - Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues.
23min - Malcolm’s friendships suffer when he becomes the suddenly popular star of a high school play; Hal and Dewey build their very own Utopia from plastic blocks.
23min - When Reese gives up his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors; Francis dreads his upcoming birthday at Marlin Academy.
22min - Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.
23min - Malcolm experiences his first crush as a confusing mix of love and hate; Francis tries to avoid discipline for his latest prank; Dewey overreacts to Lois’ lecture about the hazards of dirty teddy bears.
23min - New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm’s family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North.
23min - Hal quits his job to become an artist; Francis suffers through a week of inventory work at Lucky Aide; and Malcolm begins to wonder about his own career future.
22min - Lois’ disapproving parents visit; Francis goes to Mardi Gras but gets stopped by food poisoning.
22min - Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket.
23min - A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike.
23min - A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.
22min - Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.
22min - Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.
22min - Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey..
23min - Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.
22min - When the boys sneak off to a carnival, Stevie is captured by a tipsy guard and Dewey befriends sideshow freaks.
23min - Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in the emergency shelter; Francis suffers through a date with a geeky 12-year-old.
23min - When Lois thinks she might be pregnant again, she and Hal argue...and remember how their lives changed with the births of each of their sons.
Never really got into this, so my rating might not be fair. I watched a few episodes here and there, but th... Read more
Classic gold!
It's like "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" but with kids.
Adults
Overcompensating
The Real O'Neals
Detectorists
The Middle
Parks and Recreation
Shrinking
American Housewife
Decline and Fall
The Mick
Modern Love
Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage
Hot Package
Big Mood
Arrested Development
Running Point
Extras
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Everybody Hates Chris
Based on a True Story
Bad Thoughts
Reba
Peep Show
Friday Night Dinner
8.2
8.2
